Tears of the Kingdom players have started crucifying Koroks

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In the latest example of people being mean to Koroks, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom has started to crucify the poor woodland critters.

Look, I know not everyone is a fan of the Koroks in Breath of the Wild – they’re tricksy little blighters that literally hand you a piece of doodoo when you manage to catch one. And there’s like 900 of them! I get it. But you all keep bullying them in increasingly violent ways, and don’t bring up the fact that I keep laughing at them. And now look at what you’ve done. You’re crucifying them!

Yes, you read that right, the current trendy thing to do in Hyrule is to crucify Koroks. “How did this get started?” you might ask me, and honestly, I have no idea. Religion obviously exists in the world of Hyrule, but I’m pretty confident that I haven’t found any books that mention a certain man that got nailed to the cross. Even still, it seems that players can’t stop crucifying Koroks, the obvious follow up to attaching them to minecarts and firing them off into the sky with rockets.

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